Each day I think about funny stuff. Sometimes I write the ideas down on paper. Later, when I come back and read it, if it’s still funny and makes sense, and is not too offensive/illegal/racist, I craft it into a live bit. Then I arrange with club owners, managers, bookers, etc. to come to their establishment and stand up in front of a group of people who are otherwise quietly looking up at a blank stage. I tell the group the information that I have prepared. Whether they laugh a little or a lot, my conscience is now clean.
I live in Boise, Idaho. I have done improv, sketch and stand-up comedy. Any TV program I watch must be on the DVR because commercials are time burglars. I have a degree in psychology and can pretty much psychoanalyze you instantly, so be nice. I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. I like sandwiches.